The Ladder Company America and Mexico Needed
The Business of Ladders
Check out a brief overview of why our ladder company was formed and how we intend to operate in the future.
Demand
Our market research has found a direct correlation between the miles of border wall built and the number of ladders we will sell.
Promotions
If Russia can influence an election, we can influence sales. We have four social accounts and are not above sliding into your DMs.
Finance
Our finance situation and our elected officials have something in common: they both run off false hope. We made a GoFundMe.
Marketing
The old 4Ps of marketing are Place, Product, Promotion, and Price. We updated it to Political Policies Power Profitability.
Step Stool and Step Ladder Products Available
Contrary to what our domain name suggests, we do not discriminate on height. Both small and large ladders are available. We segment our products based on ladder type.
Scared to Climb an Extension Ladder?
Don't worry, we are working on expanding The Make America Accessible Again Network.
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